Thursday, May 29, 2003

a) Sorry I'm late boss. I got on the wrong train.
Then the train I was on was held in a tunnel to let another train through.
The one I should have been on.

b) Sorry I'm late boss - my flat mate swallowed my hamster, and I had to smack his/her ass until he/she coughed it up onto the floor.
Then I had to hoover.

c) Sorry I'm late. I got drunk last night.

Which candidate would you trust the most?

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