“I’ll never forget the best advice my father ever gave me:
If someone gives you a potato peeler… Peel potatoes.
I found out recently it also works as a metaphor.”
The genius of Emo Philips, ladies and gentlemen.
I came home last night and was shocked to find Emo Philips on my television. Not only that – he was sporting grey hair and a beard.
I suppose it’s been ten years since I last saw him.
Does anyone else remember him? Does anyone have any idea why I remember him? Did anyone else think he was really funny?
Here are some of his funny jokes.
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