“I’ll never forget the best advice my father ever gave me:
If someone gives you a potato peeler… Peel potatoes.
I found out recently it also works as a metaphor.”
The genius of Emo Philips, ladies and gentlemen.
I came home last night and was shocked to find Emo Philips on my television. Not only that – he was sporting grey hair and a beard.
I suppose it’s been ten years since I last saw him.
Does anyone else remember him? Does anyone have any idea why I remember him? Did anyone else think he was really funny?
Here are some of his funny jokes.
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Hello my neglected friends... Busy, busy, busy week at Baillie Mansions... Speaking of which - if you change your religion on Facebook do...
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The Sun newspaper finally does something to justify its existence after only 43 years. Gaz Topp is actually spelled 'Gaz Top' and ...
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'Ello everybody. Belly Button 9 is up and running on the front page of the site this week, with numero 10 being right on its heels, and...
THE BLOG IS DEAD (I mean the blog as a medium. This blog is merely sleeping.) I really miss writing the blog so I'm determined ...
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