I have so much to do.
If anyone wasn't at the Bristol Expo last weekend and wants to know what happened, or maybe you were there and you want to see if you were mentioned (you weren't!), you can click across to the DownTheTubes report by Mr Hewitt, Mr Badham and myself.
After that click here to go take a look at some revision comics the awesome Andy Luke has posted on his LiveJournal.
Then there are the photos that Joel took of our road trip back from Bristol.
After all that - I'm afraid you're on your own.