Before I do - here is the news, fresh from the presses this morning, that caught my eye:
The Queen will not attend the wedding of her eldest son.
(But this is not a snub)
Rock ‘star’ Pete Doherty gets into a fist fight.
With his own guitarist.
During a concert that he was only allowed to play due to the courts extended his curfew deadline by two hours.
An original Vettriano is stolen from a collector’s home.
Interpol lets the terrorists know, very loudly, that now would be a great time for a bio-terror attack.
And one from yesterday (thanks, Ang):
The world’s first mobile phone virus.
"There's good news: So far it appears the worm hasn't penetrated the Big Apple."
That’s fine then, isn’t it?