The Baillie Bugle

Courtney Love is the grand daughter of Marlon Brando.
Mr Brando, whose occupation on his passport is stated as farmer and not - as you'd perhaps expect - actor, was apparently unaware of this.
Walt Disney's head is not frozen in a cryogenic chamber.
...
Or is it?

And Metallica didn't threaten to sue an unnamed Canadian rockband for using the chords E and F.

What is the world coming to? Are we being born with zips running along the back of our skulls?
This is why everyone should shave their head. It's the only way to know who has pillow stuffing for brains.

Watched Brazil for about the hundredth time last night. It really is a fantastic film. Waking up to go to work the next day is always tough.
Watch this space.