Is there anybody there?
Apologies for my disappearance from both the real world and cyberspace, but I have been working my pale Scottish arse off this last month. The good news is that The Indiscriminate Device and Tongue of the Dead are on schedule and (fingers crossed, barring disasters, etc. etc.) should be ready for the Comics Expo in Brighton in less than two weeks time.
The bad news is that I’m currently getting up at 8am and going back to bed at 2am, having only managed to draw and eat in between. No social engagements, no web surfing, no gym, no walks in the park... I’m not even getting to read my emails.
If you’re one of the 514 I whole-heartedly apologise. The day of reckoning is near and, while I can’t guarantee it will be witty or clever, I can promise an actual response to your message at some point in the next month or so.
(Unless you’re trying to sell me herbal Viagra or some such nonsense, in which case your mail will shortly be helping me retrain my junkmail adaptive filter – thank you very much!)
Normal service will resume as soon as possible.
Until then, you can listen to this irritating tone.