The Baillie Bugle

Surajit pledges:
"I hereby promise never to purchase fluids with colours at the high energy end of
the optical spectrum.
Nor shall I solicit others to accompany me in consuming them in a hurried
manner.
Furthermore I shall vigourously oppose others attempting to purchase fluids with
a resemblance to neurological body parts and their subsequent consumption."

Thank you sir. That will help my Fridays go much smoother in future.
Twas a good night though.